NOTICE OF CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION

AND MIRANDA WARNING

TO: Crystal Eney

c/o Computer Science & Engineering

University of Washington

101 Allen Center

Box 352350

Seattle 98195-2350

WASHINGTON STATE, USA

FROM: Paul Andrew Mitchell, B.A., M.S.

Private Attorney General, 18 U.S.C. 1964(a); and,

Qualified Federal Witness, 18 U.S.C. 1512, 1513

DATE: May 23, 2011 A.D.

SUBJECT: threatening a Federal witness with false arrest

Hello Crystal Eney:

I regret to inform you that you and, others not yet named here, are now under investigation on suspicion of threatening a qualified Federal witness with false arrest, in violation of 18 U.S.C. 1512 and/or 1513. Violations of the latter criminal statutes are felony Federal offenses, also implicating 18 U.S.C. 4 (misprision of felony).

MIRANDA WARNING

Pursuant to the holdings of the U.S. Supreme Court in Counselman v. Hitchcock, 142 U.S. 547, 563 (1892), McCarthy v. Arndstein, 266 U.S. 34, 40 (1924), George Smith v. U.S., 337 U.S. 137 (1949), and Miranda v. Arizona, 384 U.S. 436 (1966), formal NOTICE is hereby given to you that you have the Right to remain silent, under the Fifth Amendment; you have the Right to assistance of Counsel, under the Sixth Amendment; and, any thing which you say, or do, from this point forward, can and will be held against you in the District Court of the United States supra. See 18 U.S.C. 3231 (DCUS). Statutes conferring original jurisdiction must be strictly construed [cites omitted here].

Notice to principals is notice to agents.

Notice to agents is notice to principals.

Sincerely yours,

/s/ Paul Andrew Mitchell

Paul Andrew Mitchell, B.A., M.S.

Private Attorney General, 18 U.S.C. 1964(a)

http://www.supremelaw.org/decs/agency/private.attorney.general.htm

Criminal Investigator and Federal Witness: 18 U.S.C. 1510, 1512-13

Cc: proper authorities