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Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 06:02:40 -0700
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: Thou Yeasty Fen-Sucked Clotpole! (comic relief)
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>
>No one should be without this important skill.
>
>To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one
>word from each of the three columns below, and
>preface it with "Thou."
>
>
>Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
>artless base-court apple-john
>bawdy bat-fowling baggage
>beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
>bootless beetle-headed bladder
>churlish boil-brained boar-pig
>cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
>clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
>craven common-kissing canker-blossom
>currish crook-pated clack-dish
>dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
>dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
>droning doghearted codpiece
>errant dread-bolted death-token
>fawning earth-vexing dewberry
>fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
>froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
>frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
>gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
>goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
>gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
>impertinent fool-born gudgeon
>infectious full-gorged haggard
>jarring guts-griping harpy
>loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
>lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
>mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
>mangled hell-hated joithead
>mewling idle-headed lewdster
>paunchy ill-breeding lout
>pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
>puking knotty-pated malt-worm
>puny milk-livered mammet
>qualling motley-minded measle
>rank onion-eyed minnow
>reeky plume-plucked miscreant
>roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
>ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
>saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
>spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
>spongy rude-growing pignut
>surly rump-fed puttock
>tottering shard-borne pumpion
>unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
>vain spur-galled scut
>venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
>villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
>warped tickle-brained varlet
>wayward toad-spotted vassal
>weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
>yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
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