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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: On the lighter side ... (fwd)

>      On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a
> fatal car accident.  The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting
> on St. Peter to do an intake.  While waiting they wonder if they could
> possibly get married in Heaven.  St. Peter finally shows up and they ask
> him.  St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone ever
> asked.  Let me go find out," and he leaves.
>      The couple sits for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they
> really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it
> all. "What if it doesn't work out?, " they wonder, "Are we> stuck together
> forever?"
>      St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat
> bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, " you can get married in Heaven."
>      "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out?
> Could we also get a divorce in
> Heaven?"
>      St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
>      "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.
>      "Jeez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a
> priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for
> me to find a lawyer!?"
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