Time: Sat Sep 13 09:49:59 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id JAA29287; Sat, 13 Sep 1997 09:49:55 -0700 (MST) (Eudora Internet Mail Server 2.0b1); Sat, 13 Sep 1997 12:48:28 -0400 Date: Sat, 13 Sep 1997 09:47:09 -0700 From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: SLS: Forms Alternative Three To: (Recipient list suppressed) Host: http://ListServe.com, a service of Whole Systems Design, Inc. Forms Alternative Three (Version 1.0) 1. visit local IRS office (try to smile 8-) 2. order large quantity of 1040X, with official Instructions [sic] 3. go to local stationery store 4. buy large quantity of adhesive tape 5. tape forms end-to-end 6. roll taped forms into cigar shape 7. use band saw to cut TP sections to proper length (see footnote 1. below for further details) 8. sell TP sections as commemorative memorabilia (label: "Actual Use Optional") 9. send percentage of "profits" to money laundry aka Mis-Trust #62 (somewhere in Puerto Rico, man) 10. do NOT send used TP sections to money laundry (they already have plenty of forms :) /s/ Paul Mitchell http://supremelaw.com Footnote: 1. If you don't know "TP," don't ask! Wooden Stake Instructions (Version 1.0) 1. go to local hardware store 2. buy rake with long wooden handle 3. break wooden handle over right knee with loud scream, "Huuuuuuu AI!" 4. whittle broken end to sharp point 5. assemble all IRS forms in your home into one large stack 6. pile stack on front lawn 7. invite neighbors for BIG moment 8. place wooden stake over stack, with sharp end at center of stack 9. swing large sledge hammer several times overhead, to build momentum 10. at properly appointed time, drive wooden stake through heart of paperwork, securing stake in firm ground below 11. have a block party, and buy large keg of beer for everyone who wants to witness this event 12. hug your kids, and tell them the blood sucker is now dead! 13. (optional) mount other end of rake on wall, to commemorate historic event in your neighborhood /s/ Paul Mitchell http://supremelaw.com ======================================================================== Paul Andrew Mitchell : Counselor at Law, federal witness B.A., Political Science, UCLA; M.S., Public Administration, U.C. Irvine tel: (520) 320-1514: machine; fax: (520) 320-1256: 24-hour/day-night email: [address in tool bar] : using Eudora Pro 3.0.3 on 586 CPU website: http://www.supremelaw.com : visit the Supreme Law Library now ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this As agents of the Most High, we came here to establish justice. We shall not leave, until our mission is accomplished and justice reigns eternal. ======================================================================== [This text formatted on-screen in Courier 11, non-proportional spacing.]
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