Time: Thu Sep 18 08:41:14 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id HAA29995 for [address in tool bar]; Thu, 18 Sep 1997 07:36:57 -0700 (MST) Delivered-To: liberty-and-justice-outgoing@majordomo.pobox.com Date: Thu, 18 Sep 1997 07:28:51 -0700 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: L&J: Parrot Joke >Comments: Authenticated sender is <harold@mail.halcyon.com> >From: "Harold Thomas" <harold@halcyon.com> >To: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] >Date: Thu, 18 Sep 1997 01:53:57 +0000 >Subject: Re: Parrot Joke >Priority: normal > >Of course! ;-) > >> Date: Wed, 17 Sep 1997 04:50:41 -0700 >> To: harold@halcyon.com >> From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] >> Subject: Parrot Joke > >> This is great, Harold, even for children! >> >> I presume it's okay to forward, yes? >> >> /s/ Paul Mitchell >> http://supremelaw.com >> >> >> > So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a >> >>sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight >> >without >> >>repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, >> >conservative >> >>type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets >> >to be >> >>too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really >> >hard, and >> >>yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more >> >than >> >>ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the >> >>bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws >> >and >> >>scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose >> >>with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush. At >> >that >> >>point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For >> >the >> >>first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and >> >>thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, >> >but then he >> >>starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of >> >>silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird >> >calmly climbs >> >>onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the >> >trouble I >> >>gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man >> >is >> >>astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over >> >>the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" >> > >> > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew Mitchell : Counselor at Law, federal witness B.A., Political Science, UCLA; M.S., Public Administration, U.C. Irvine tel: (520) 320-1514: machine; fax: (520) 320-1256: 24-hour/day-night email: [address in tool bar] : using Eudora Pro 3.0.3 on 586 CPU website: http://www.supremelaw.com : visit the Supreme Law Library now ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this As agents of the Most High, we came here to establish justice. We shall not leave, until our mission is accomplished and justice reigns eternal. ======================================================================== [This text formatted on-screen in Courier 11, non-proportional spacing.] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Unsub info - send e-mail to majordomo@majordomo.pobox.com, with "unsubscribe liberty-and-justice" in the body (not the subject) Liberty-and-Justice list-owner is Mike Goldman <whig@pobox.com>
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