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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SNET: Parrot Joke
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>From: "Harold Thomas" <harold@halcyon.com>
>To: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
>Date: Thu, 18 Sep 1997 01:53:57 +0000
>Subject: Re: Parrot Joke
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>Of course! ;-)
>
>> Date: Wed, 17 Sep 1997 04:50:41 -0700
>> To: harold@halcyon.com
>> From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
>> Subject: Parrot Joke
>
>> This is great, Harold, even for children!
>>
>> I presume it's okay to forward, yes?
>>
>> /s/ Paul Mitchell
>> http://supremelaw.com
>>
>>
>> > So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a
>> >>sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight
>> >without
>> >>repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet,
>> >conservative
>> >>type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets
>> >to be
>> >>too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really
>> >hard, and
>> >>yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more
>> >than
>> >>ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the
>> >>bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws
>> >and
>> >>scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose
>> >>with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush. At
>> >that
>> >>point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For
>> >the
>> >>first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and
>> >>thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits,
>> >but then he
>> >>starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of
>> >>silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird
>> >calmly climbs
>> >>onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the
>> >trouble I
>> >>gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man
>> >is
>> >>astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over
>> >>the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
>> >
>> >
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