Time: Tue Sep 23 14:27:27 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id KAA27781; Tue, 23 Sep 1997 10:56:18 -0700 (MST) by usr05.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id KAA09083; Tue, 23 Sep 1997 10:54:22 -0700 (MST) Date: Tue, 23 Sep 1997 10:54:02 -0700 To: liberty-and-justice@pobox.com From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: Steven Seagal proves he's an idiot, twice If you don't exercise a brain, it withers. /s/ Paul Mitchell http://supremelaw.com At 10:18 AM 9/23/97 -0700, you wrote: > 'The Patriot' Enlists Semler To Helm > > By Andrew Hindes > > HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - Australian-born director and Oscar-winning > cinematographer Dean Semler will direct Steven Seagal in "The > Patriot," which begins shooting Monday in Montana. > > The action film concerns a fanatical militia group that unleashes a > stolen bio-chemical weapon in the northern U.S. > > Semler recently completed his U.S. directorial debut on Fox's upcoming > "Firestorm," starring Howie Long. > > Semler's cinematography credits include "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior," > "Cocktail" and "City Slickers." He won an Academy Award for his > camerawork on the 1990 Kevin Costner film "Dances With Wolves." > > Reuters/Variety > >----------------------------------------------------------------- > >The 09/18/97 issue of the Wall Street Journal contains a movie review on >page B1 entitled "Steven Seagal as an EPA agent? Get Real." The article >is a review of his movie "Fire Down Below", in which he allegedly >portrays an EPA special agent. Seagal's Hollywood screen arm-snapping and >leg-breaking aside, here are some choice quotes in the review made by a >real, honest to goodness EPA super oh so very special agent: > >"Mr. (name of EPA special agent) says he would never face evil polluters >alone like Mr. Seagal does in 'Fire Down Below' even if he could karate >chop a dozen thugs in less than 30 seconds. 'From an officer-safety >perspective,' Mr. (name of EPA special agent) says, a team must be >involved so 'so human life is not impacted adversely.' A team, he >explains solemnly, helps in 'furtherance of our multifaceted mission.'" > >("Multifaceted mission" ??? Was this clown a "5 o'clock follies" dog > and pony show briefer for MACV in Saigon back in the 60's?) > >The reporter comments that there are 200 EPA "special agents" countrywide. > >(Staking out all local Jiffy Lubes, no doubt?) > ><snip> > >"Like Mr. Seagal, Mr. (name of EPA special agent) and other EPA agents >carry guns they have been trained to use. Also at the ready - batons, a >sort of new age billy club for blocking assaults and perhaps knocking >down a bad guy. Some agents are even black belts, though they are taught >to use their skills only in self defense and with the least amount of >force possible." > >"While no harm has befallen (name of EPA special agent), 'that doesn't >mean the potential's not there,' he points out. 'At any moment you could >pay the ultimate price.'" > >(Who, the poor guy who tips over a can of 10W-30 oil, or the special agent? >Just wondering. Hey, this is Bill Clinton's America, after all, where >Americans can get shot by any number of "Wheel of Fortune, Pick Any >Vowel" federal SWAT teams formed and (dis)organized under a wide range of >cabinet departments and sub-departments. I guess Bill-N-Al would call >them "diverse multi-cult-hunting-all SWAT teams seeking common killing >ground.") Give them a break ... "To Rake a Village, It Takes A While!" > >The article continues on, mentioning that Seagal asked the EPA to >volunteer his time to "lead an EPA strike force team (I kid you not, >read the darn article!) on a real life mission, teaching it martial arts, >with himself (Seagal) carrying an EPA badge and gun." (Oh, spare us!) > >If someone has access to the WSJ on line, could they please post this >article to roc@xmission.com and to noban@mainstream.net? It is relevant >in the sense that it shows how a Hollywood "hero" whose next movie has >him fighting alleged "right wing patriots in Montana" (straight from a >Blockbuster Video brochure!) can, behind the scenes, be a buffoon and an >Elvis-Presley-like tool-fool of the Clinton Administration ... remember when >Presley asked President Nixon to appoint him as a BNDD (soon to be renamed >DEA) agent? > >Check out this article, and then reflect on all of the articles you have >reviewed in which Seagal has been "outed" as a CIA wanna-be, etc. It >appears that the WSJ may indeed have exposed Jiffy Lube Seagal as being a >favor-currying suck up to Carol Browner's SWAT teams of EPA special agents. >I know that many Americans may be disappointed that Seagal is sucking up >to the EPA. Oh well. So sorry, amigos and amigas. Remember this story the >next time you see Seagal's mug in a gun magazine with a badge on his belt >and a .45 ACP in his right hand. A legend in his own mind, even if he is >an accomplished martial arts expert. > >As for me, I will check my surroundings very, very carefully before I next >pull my Ford truck into the Jiffy Lube in Nashua NH for a routine oil and >filter change. If Seagal and his EPA pals are hiding down in the pits, >who knows what might happen when a highly trained Jiffy Lube technician >spills a drop of Pennzoil 10W-30 on the floor? Bullets could be flying >left and right, and Seagal might just snap my arm in half if I made a bad >joke about his wooden acting or his ponytail. Remember, folks, there's >nothing routine about a "routine oil and filter change" in Bill Clinton's >America. > > > > >- Monte > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > Oh Lord, lead us into Your Glory - bathe us in the holy & pure > light of Your Spirit; let Your righteous fire burn away all > that is in us that is not of You, so that we might worship > the Living God with all our heart, soul, mind and strength. > Amen. > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > The Idaho Observer > http://www.proliberty.com/observer > >=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >Unsub info - send e-mail to majordomo@majordomo.pobox.com, with >"unsubscribe liberty-and-justice" in the body (not the subject) >Liberty-and-Justice list-owner is Mike Goldman <whig@pobox.com> > > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew Mitchell : Counselor at Law, federal witness B.A., Political Science, UCLA; M.S., Public Administration, U.C. 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