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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: L&J: Steven Seagal proves he's an idiot, twice
If you don't exercise a brain,
it withers.
/s/ Paul Mitchell
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At 10:18 AM 9/23/97 -0700, you wrote:
> 'The Patriot' Enlists Semler To Helm
>
> By Andrew Hindes
>
> HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - Australian-born director and Oscar-winning
> cinematographer Dean Semler will direct Steven Seagal in "The
> Patriot," which begins shooting Monday in Montana.
>
> The action film concerns a fanatical militia group that unleashes a
> stolen bio-chemical weapon in the northern U.S.
>
> Semler recently completed his U.S. directorial debut on Fox's upcoming
> "Firestorm," starring Howie Long.
>
> Semler's cinematography credits include "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior,"
> "Cocktail" and "City Slickers." He won an Academy Award for his
> camerawork on the 1990 Kevin Costner film "Dances With Wolves."
>
> Reuters/Variety
>
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>
>The 09/18/97 issue of the Wall Street Journal contains a movie review on
>page B1 entitled "Steven Seagal as an EPA agent? Get Real." The article
>is a review of his movie "Fire Down Below", in which he allegedly
>portrays an EPA special agent. Seagal's Hollywood screen arm-snapping and
>leg-breaking aside, here are some choice quotes in the review made by a
>real, honest to goodness EPA super oh so very special agent:
>
>"Mr. (name of EPA special agent) says he would never face evil polluters
>alone like Mr. Seagal does in 'Fire Down Below' even if he could karate
>chop a dozen thugs in less than 30 seconds. 'From an officer-safety
>perspective,' Mr. (name of EPA special agent) says, a team must be
>involved so 'so human life is not impacted adversely.' A team, he
>explains solemnly, helps in 'furtherance of our multifaceted mission.'"
>
>("Multifaceted mission" ??? Was this clown a "5 o'clock follies" dog
> and pony show briefer for MACV in Saigon back in the 60's?)
>
>The reporter comments that there are 200 EPA "special agents" countrywide.
>
>(Staking out all local Jiffy Lubes, no doubt?)
>
><snip>
>
>"Like Mr. Seagal, Mr. (name of EPA special agent) and other EPA agents
>carry guns they have been trained to use. Also at the ready - batons, a
>sort of new age billy club for blocking assaults and perhaps knocking
>down a bad guy. Some agents are even black belts, though they are taught
>to use their skills only in self defense and with the least amount of
>force possible."
>
>"While no harm has befallen (name of EPA special agent), 'that doesn't
>mean the potential's not there,' he points out. 'At any moment you could
>pay the ultimate price.'"
>
>(Who, the poor guy who tips over a can of 10W-30 oil, or the special agent?
>Just wondering. Hey, this is Bill Clinton's America, after all, where
>Americans can get shot by any number of "Wheel of Fortune, Pick Any
>Vowel" federal SWAT teams formed and (dis)organized under a wide range of
>cabinet departments and sub-departments. I guess Bill-N-Al would call
>them "diverse multi-cult-hunting-all SWAT teams seeking common killing
>ground.") Give them a break ... "To Rake a Village, It Takes A While!"
>
>The article continues on, mentioning that Seagal asked the EPA to
>volunteer his time to "lead an EPA strike force team (I kid you not,
>read the darn article!) on a real life mission, teaching it martial arts,
>with himself (Seagal) carrying an EPA badge and gun." (Oh, spare us!)
>
>If someone has access to the WSJ on line, could they please post this
>article to roc@xmission.com and to noban@mainstream.net? It is relevant
>in the sense that it shows how a Hollywood "hero" whose next movie has
>him fighting alleged "right wing patriots in Montana" (straight from a
>Blockbuster Video brochure!) can, behind the scenes, be a buffoon and an
>Elvis-Presley-like tool-fool of the Clinton Administration ... remember when
>Presley asked President Nixon to appoint him as a BNDD (soon to be renamed
>DEA) agent?
>
>Check out this article, and then reflect on all of the articles you have
>reviewed in which Seagal has been "outed" as a CIA wanna-be, etc. It
>appears that the WSJ may indeed have exposed Jiffy Lube Seagal as being a
>favor-currying suck up to Carol Browner's SWAT teams of EPA special agents.
>I know that many Americans may be disappointed that Seagal is sucking up
>to the EPA. Oh well. So sorry, amigos and amigas. Remember this story the
>next time you see Seagal's mug in a gun magazine with a badge on his belt
>and a .45 ACP in his right hand. A legend in his own mind, even if he is
>an accomplished martial arts expert.
>
>As for me, I will check my surroundings very, very carefully before I next
>pull my Ford truck into the Jiffy Lube in Nashua NH for a routine oil and
>filter change. If Seagal and his EPA pals are hiding down in the pits,
>who knows what might happen when a highly trained Jiffy Lube technician
>spills a drop of Pennzoil 10W-30 on the floor? Bullets could be flying
>left and right, and Seagal might just snap my arm in half if I made a bad
>joke about his wooden acting or his ponytail. Remember, folks, there's
>nothing routine about a "routine oil and filter change" in Bill Clinton's
>America.
>
>
>
>
>- Monte
>
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