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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: WHAT IS STARR DOING? (fwd)
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>
>WHAT IS STARR DOING?
> Maybe His Dog Ate the Evidence
>
>By Cathy Leahy
>
>News reports trumpeted last week that Whitewater independent
>counsel Kenneth Starr's office has issued subpoenas looking for
>information regarding any contacts the Clinton mob had with
>Clinton friends and convicted felons, James and Susan McDougal
>and former deputy attorney general and now flaming felon, Webster
>Hubbell.
>
>Ahem. Pardon me if I don't applaud.
>
>Didn't Mr. Starr get the green light by the Supreme Court to grab
>that evidence when it rejected Hillary Clinton's claim of
>attorney-client privilege with government lawyers back in June?
>Where's he been? Doesn't he know that the shredding machine most
>likely went into overdrive the minute the court handed down its
>decision? Does he care?
>
>Throughout Mr. Starr's tenure as independent counsel, he has
>repeatedly charged up the hill with guns blazing, but he never
>comes back down. What's he doing up there?
>
>First, Mr. Starr reopened the investigation into the mysterious
>death of former White House deputy counsel Vincent Foster, Jr.
>implying there were problems with his predecessor Robert Fiske's
>investigation. Three years and many leaks of "significant
>progress" later, he decides to agree with Fiske afterall. As the
>kids say - what's up with that?
>
>Then there is the matter of Hillary's Rose Law Firm billing
>records about which Mr. Starr made a big stink. Her fingerprints
>are all over them, they were found in the book room of the
>residence, no less. With much fanfare, he even called her before
>a grand jury so he could get her on perjury. Hillary's imminent
>indictment was the talk of the town. Everyone was very hopeful
>that we could finally rid ourselves of the vermin that disgraces
>the presidency. It appeared to be an open and shut case of
>illegal activity and what's happened? Nothing.
>
>Add to this mix the prima facie evidence of Clinton and/or
>politicized government agency stalking, tampering, harrassment
>and attempted bribery of eye witnesses to Clinton wrongdoing and
>you have to start wondering what's going on.
>
>And what is Starr doing with all the evidence he's gathered?
>Maybe his dog ate it. Maybe he has termites.
>
>I am reminded of a skit performed by the late great American Red
>Skelton. He would take his hat and turn it upside down and put it
>on his head and assume the character of 5 year old Bobby. He told
>of how Bobby's mommy told him that he was soon to have a new baby
>brother or sister. So Bobby went to school and excitedly told
>everyone. A few months later Bobby began to wonder where the new
>baby was. He asked his mommy and she pointed to her stomach and
>told him it was inside. The next day Bobby reported to his
>schoolmates that there would be no new baby. When they asked him
>why, he said "Mommy ate him!"
>
>So that must be it. Mr. Starr has termites and they ate the
>evidence. He's too ashamed to tell us that he was so busy trying
>to catch the White House hoodlums that he forgot to call the
>exterminator. Uh-huh.
>
>In the meantime, the icy-eyed couple still occupy the highest
>office in the land unfettered by and unconcerned with the laws of
>the land and we can thank Mr. Starr for that. It will be a
>pleasant surprise if Mr. Starr turns out to have had a grand
>strategy (that nobody could figure out) and finally brings all
>criminals to justice but his actions so far makes one wonder
>whether his exit--stage left--to Malibu may not have been a bad
>idea.
>
>
>
>
> Published in the Sep. 29, 1997 issue of The Washington Weekly
> Copyright 1997 The Washington Weekly (http://www.federal.com)
> Reposting permitted with this message intact
>
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