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Date: Sat, 13 Dec 1997 17:05:37 -0800
To: liberty-and-justice@pobox.com
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: Seasons Greetings
"Oh, Winston, don't you know, a preposition
is a word you cannot end a sentence with!"
declared Madame de Boudoire.
"That, Madame, is an objection, up with which
I shall not put!" retorted the inebriated
Winston Churchill, Prime Minister Extraordinaire.
"Oh, Winston, you are sooo very drunk."
Madame de Boudoire rejoined.
"Madame, I am be drunk, but you are ugly,
and I shall be sober in the morning."
Whereupon, the entire clientele of this
back-alley pub at Lower London's Strand fell
upon the floor, in a unison of laughter.
You just never know who will be offended
by your jokes, so tell them anyway!!
/s/ Paul Mitchell,
Candidate for Congress
http://supremelaw.com
At 03:46 PM 12/13/97 -0700, you wrote:
>I think I have figured out how to wish everyone to have a nice holiday
>without going to jail or getting my stones crushed for trying to be nice.
>
>
>You almost have to be a damn lawyer now-a-days and for Pete's sake, don't
>mention God or Jesus Christ when you wish someone a nice holidays.....
>
>[At least I am not complaining about "X" and X-mas this year and
>worshipping the great "X"]
>
>
> Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
> responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter
> solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the
> religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own
> religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at
> all; plus
>
> A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year
> 1998, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
> other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society
> great,without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual
> preferences of the wishes.
>
> (Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
> It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
> the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any
> unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those
> not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
>
>
>Aw, the heck with it.
>
>Have a wonderful holiday as we all celebrate the birthday of Our Lord and
>Savior Jesus Christ. [Even if it isn't when he was born]
>
>God bless you all,
>Kevin
>
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