Time: Sat Dec 13 18:04:04 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.8/8.8.5) with ESMTP id SAA10544 for <pmitch@smtp-local.primenet.com>; Sat, 13 Dec 1997 18:07:34 -0700 (MST) by smtp02.primenet.com (8.8.8/8.8.8) id SAA26006 for [address in tool bar]; Sat, 13 Dec 1997 18:04:15 -0700 (MST) via SMTP by smtp02.primenet.com, id smtpd025993; Sat Dec 13 18:04:03 1997 Delivered-To: liberty-and-justice-outgoing@majordomo.pobox.com Date: Sat, 13 Dec 1997 17:05:37 -0800 To: liberty-and-justice@pobox.com From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: L&J: Seasons Greetings "Oh, Winston, don't you know, a preposition is a word you cannot end a sentence with!" declared Madame de Boudoire. "That, Madame, is an objection, up with which I shall not put!" retorted the inebriated Winston Churchill, Prime Minister Extraordinaire. "Oh, Winston, you are sooo very drunk." Madame de Boudoire rejoined. "Madame, I am be drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning." Whereupon, the entire clientele of this back-alley pub at Lower London's Strand fell upon the floor, in a unison of laughter. You just never know who will be offended by your jokes, so tell them anyway!! /s/ Paul Mitchell, Candidate for Congress http://supremelaw.com At 03:46 PM 12/13/97 -0700, you wrote: >I think I have figured out how to wish everyone to have a nice holiday >without going to jail or getting my stones crushed for trying to be nice. > > >You almost have to be a damn lawyer now-a-days and for Pete's sake, don't >mention God or Jesus Christ when you wish someone a nice holidays..... > >[At least I am not complaining about "X" and X-mas this year and >worshipping the great "X"] > > > Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially > responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter > solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the > religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the > religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own > religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at > all; plus > > A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year > 1998, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of > other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society > great,without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual > preferences of the wishes. > > (Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. > It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of > the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any > unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those > not caught up in the holiday spirit.) > > >Aw, the heck with it. > >Have a wonderful holiday as we all celebrate the birthday of Our Lord and >Savior Jesus Christ. [Even if it isn't when he was born] > >God bless you all, >Kevin > >=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >Unsub info - send e-mail to majordomo@majordomo.pobox.com, with >"unsubscribe liberty-and-justice" in the body (not the subject) >Liberty-and-Justice list-owner is Mike Goldman <whig@pobox.com> > > =========================================================================== Paul Andrew Mitchell, Sui Juris : Counselor at Law, federal witness 01 B.A.: Political Science, UCLA; M.S.: Public Administration, U.C.Irvine 02 tel: (520) 320-1514: machine; fax: (520) 320-1256: 24-hour/day-night 03 email: [address in tool bar] : using Eudora Pro 3.0.3 on 586 CPU 04 website: http://supremelaw.com : visit the Supreme Law Library now 05 ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best 06 Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone 07 Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this 08 _____________________________________: Law is authority in written words 09 As agents of the Most High, we came here to establish justice. We shall 10 not leave, until our mission is accomplished and justice reigns eternal. 11 ======================================================================== 12 [This text formatted on-screen in Courier 11, non-proportional spacing.] 13 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Unsub info - send e-mail to majordomo@majordomo.pobox.com, with "unsubscribe liberty-and-justice" in the body (not the subject) Liberty-and-Justice list-owner is Mike Goldman <whig@pobox.com>
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