Time: Sat Dec 06 04:14:00 1997
To: EAGLEFLT <eagleflt@thumb.net>
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: ;-)!
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This reminds me of a great quote from
Fredric Hayward, founder of Men's Rights, Inc.,
in Sacramento, California:

  "We are more about saving whales
   than saving males."

/s/ Paul Mitchell,
Candidate for Congress
http://supremelaw.com



At 05:30 PM 12/5/97 -0700, you wrote:
>>Date: Fri, 05 Dec 1997 14:48:09 -0500
>>From: "Mark A. Smith" <msmith01@flash.net>
>>To: Mark <msmith01@flash.net>
>>Subject: ;-)
>>
>>FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS
>> ---------------------
>> 
>>       * All men are idiots, and I married their King.
>>       * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
>>       * Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
>>       * Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
>>       * I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
>>       * We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.
>>       * Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
>>       * Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
>>       * There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who
>>can't.
>>       * Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
>> 
>> LOBOTOMIES FOR DEMOCRATS?
>> WHY BE REDUNDANT?
>> 
>> QUIT HONKING
>> I'M RELOADING
>>
>>
>> HORN BROKEN
>> WATCH FOR FINGER
>> 
>> SO MANY PEDESTRIANS
>> SO LITTLE TIME
>> 
>> ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR HELP
>> 
>> CHANGE IS INEVITABLE
>> EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE
>> 
>> COVER ME
>> I'M CHANGING LANES
>> 
>> YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT
>> 
>> HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
>> 
>> HE WHO HESITATES IS NOT ONLY LOST
>> BUT MILES FROM THE NEXT EXIT
>> 
>> THIS IS IT
>> I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CAR
>> 
>> GONE CRAZY
>>> BE BACK SHORTLY
>> 
>> HANG UP AND DRIVE
>> 
>> I (heart) Cats.
>> They Taste Just Like Chicken.
>> 
>> My child has perfect attendence at Jackson State Penitentiary.
>> 
>> FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES
>> --------------------------------
>> 
>> The number you have reached: (my phone number) has been changed. The
>>new number
>> is: (same phone number).
>> 
>> (Lot of party noise in the background) "What?" (pause) "WHAT? I can't
>>hear you!"
>> (pause) "Wait, I'll turn down the music -- no, I have a better idea,
>>why don't
>> you call back when I am home, or you can leave a message after the
>>beep."
>> 
>> Hi this is Nathan, my answering machine is in the shop, but I can take
>>a message
>> and transfer it to the machine when I get it back.  Beep.
>> 
>> Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya.  We can't pick up the phone right
>> now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.  Sonya likes doing
>> it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly.  So
>> leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back
>> to you.
>> 
>> Hi.  This is John.  If you are the phone company, I already sent the
>> money.  If you are my parents, please send money.  If you are my
>> financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.  If you are
>> my friends, you owe me money.  If you are a female, don't worry, I have
>> plenty of money.
>> 
>> Please leave a message.  However, you have the right to remain
>> silent.  Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
>> 
>> Hi.  I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave
>> me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
>> 
>> If you're a burglar calling to see if I'm at home, I'm sitting here
>> in the dark with 2 snarling Dobermans and a loaded 12 ga. shotgun.
>> If you're not go ahead and leave a message.
>> 
>> Hi this is you know who, and we're not you know where.  So
>> leave a message at the you know what.
>> 
>>   We might be out, taking a walk,
>>   Or we could be home and not want to talk.
>>   If you're a friend, please speak at the tone,
>>   If you're a salesman, GET OFF MY PHONE!
>> 
>> Congratulations!  You are the 10th caller.
>> Please leave your name and phone number, and
>> we will award your prize.
>> 
>> We're not home, but our dogs are - come on over. (growl sounds)
>> 
>> This is Bob. I'm out at the beach--uh, I mean, [cough, cough] I'm home
>> sick from work. [cough, cough] Leave a message and I'll call you when I
>> get ba--can get to the phone. [cough, cough]" <BEEP>
>> 
>> Leave a mess- (fake beep) -age at the tone. <BEEP>
>> 
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>>
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