Time: Sat Dec 06 04:14:00 1997 To: EAGLEFLT <eagleflt@thumb.net> From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: ;-)! Cc: Bcc: References: This reminds me of a great quote from Fredric Hayward, founder of Men's Rights, Inc., in Sacramento, California: "We are more about saving whales than saving males." /s/ Paul Mitchell, Candidate for Congress http://supremelaw.com At 05:30 PM 12/5/97 -0700, you wrote: >>Date: Fri, 05 Dec 1997 14:48:09 -0500 >>From: "Mark A. Smith" <msmith01@flash.net> >>To: Mark <msmith01@flash.net> >>Subject: ;-) >> >>FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS >> --------------------- >> >> * All men are idiots, and I married their King. >> * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. >> * Where there's a will, I want to be in it. >> * Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. >> * I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. >> * We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse. >> * Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. >> * Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. >> * There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who >>can't. >> * Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? >> >> LOBOTOMIES FOR DEMOCRATS? >> WHY BE REDUNDANT? >> >> QUIT HONKING >> I'M RELOADING >> >> >> HORN BROKEN >> WATCH FOR FINGER >> >> SO MANY PEDESTRIANS >> SO LITTLE TIME >> >> ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR HELP >> >> CHANGE IS INEVITABLE >> EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE >> >> COVER ME >> I'M CHANGING LANES >> >> YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT >> >> HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST >> >> HE WHO HESITATES IS NOT ONLY LOST >> BUT MILES FROM THE NEXT EXIT >> >> THIS IS IT >> I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CAR >> >> GONE CRAZY >>> BE BACK SHORTLY >> >> HANG UP AND DRIVE >> >> I (heart) Cats. >> They Taste Just Like Chicken. >> >> My child has perfect attendence at Jackson State Penitentiary. >> >> FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES >> -------------------------------- >> >> The number you have reached: (my phone number) has been changed. The >>new number >> is: (same phone number). >> >> (Lot of party noise in the background) "What?" (pause) "WHAT? I can't >>hear you!" >> (pause) "Wait, I'll turn down the music -- no, I have a better idea, >>why don't >> you call back when I am home, or you can leave a message after the >>beep." >> >> Hi this is Nathan, my answering machine is in the shop, but I can take >>a message >> and transfer it to the machine when I get it back. Beep. >> >> Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right >> now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing >> it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So >> leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back >> to you. >> >> Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the >> money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my >> financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are >> my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have >> plenty of money. >> >> Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain >> silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. >> >> Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave >> me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. >> >> If you're a burglar calling to see if I'm at home, I'm sitting here >> in the dark with 2 snarling Dobermans and a loaded 12 ga. shotgun. >> If you're not go ahead and leave a message. >> >> Hi this is you know who, and we're not you know where. So >> leave a message at the you know what. >> >> We might be out, taking a walk, >> Or we could be home and not want to talk. >> If you're a friend, please speak at the tone, >> If you're a salesman, GET OFF MY PHONE! >> >> Congratulations! You are the 10th caller. >> Please leave your name and phone number, and >> we will award your prize. >> >> We're not home, but our dogs are - come on over. (growl sounds) >> >> This is Bob. I'm out at the beach--uh, I mean, [cough, cough] I'm home >> sick from work. [cough, cough] Leave a message and I'll call you when I >> get ba--can get to the phone. [cough, cough]" <BEEP> >> >> Leave a mess- (fake beep) -age at the tone. <BEEP> >> >> ___________________________________________________________________ >> >> >Please visit http://www.prospectorsbanqueclub.com > and http://www.eagleflt.com > > To receive posts from this list send an E-MAIL to me with the word >"subscribe" in the subject box. > ================================================================== > EAGLEFLIGHT > ///, /// > \ /, / >. David E. Rydel > \ /, _/ /. ***** > \_ /_/ /. United States Theatre Command > \__/_ << Voice-248-391-0798 > /<<<<<< \_\_ Fax-248-391-6785 > /,)^>>_._ \ Alt.Fax-248-391-3528 > (/ \\ /\\\ E-MAIL: EAGLEFLT@thumb.net > // ```` > ==============((`============================================= > A VOICE OF THE MILITIA IN NORTH AMERICA > >
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