Time: Sat Dec 13 17:05:16 1997 To: liberty-and-justice@pobox.com From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: Seasons Greetings Cc: Bcc: sls References: "Oh, Winston, don't you know, a preposition is a word you cannot end a sentence with!" declared Madame de Boudoire. "That, Madame, is an objection, up with which I shall not put!" retorted the inebriated Winston Churchill, Prime Minister Extraordinaire. "Oh, Winston, you are sooo very drunk." Madame de Boudoire rejoined. "Madame, I am be drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning." Whereupon, the entire clientele of this back-alley pub at Lower London's Strand fell upon the floor, in a unison of laughter. You just never know who will be offended by your jokes, so tell them anyway!! /s/ Paul Mitchell, Candidate for Congress http://supremelaw.com At 03:46 PM 12/13/97 -0700, you wrote: >I think I have figured out how to wish everyone to have a nice holiday >without going to jail or getting my stones crushed for trying to be nice. > > >You almost have to be a damn lawyer now-a-days and for Pete's sake, don't >mention God or Jesus Christ when you wish someone a nice holidays..... > >[At least I am not complaining about "X" and X-mas this year and >worshipping the great "X"] > > > Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially > responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter > solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the > religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the > religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own > religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at > all; plus > > A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year > 1998, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of > other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society > great,without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual > preferences of the wishes. > > (Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. > It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of > the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any > unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those > not caught up in the holiday spirit.) > > >Aw, the heck with it. > >Have a wonderful holiday as we all celebrate the birthday of Our Lord and >Savior Jesus Christ. [Even if it isn't when he was born] > >God bless you all, >Kevin > >=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >Unsub info - send e-mail to majordomo@majordomo.pobox.com, with >"unsubscribe liberty-and-justice" in the body (not the subject) >Liberty-and-Justice list-owner is Mike Goldman <whig@pobox.com> > >
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