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Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 09:15:15 -0800
To: roc@xmission.com
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: "Northern Wealth Outlaw Wing" Formed To Combat Anti-Freedom
  Hate  Groups Nationwide
 t>

We are treading perilously close to a blatant
copyright violation here.  "NWOW" has already
been claimed as the New Word Of the Week Winner
(or is that NWOWW?).

Oh, never mind!  :)

/s/ Paul Mitchell

/s/ N-HOW anybody?



At 09:54 AM 2/28/97 -0500, you wrote:
>THIS IS A SATIRE   THIS IS A SATIRE   THIS IS A SATIRE   THIS IS A SATIRE
>
>Prominent pro-freedom attorney Les Reeses-Pieces, a distant cuzzin of rabid 
>freedom-hater More Deeses-Pieces, has recently founded the "Northern Wealth
>Outlaw Wing" (N-WOW) to complement the efforts of Deeses-Pieces' Southern 
>Poverty Law Center (SPLC), a well known left wing hate-but-no-think-tank. 
>
>Commented N-WOW founder Les Reeses-Pieces, "I know that the `N-WOW' name is 
>totally absurd, but it makes about as much sense as the name of cuzzin More 
>Deeses-Pieces' `Southern Poverty Law Center.' The SPLC is not exactly a 
>poverty-stricken group. It is rolling in dinero pumped in by fat cat 
>Clintonistas who pretend to be interested in fighting `hate groups' but 
>who seem, just the same, to spend an awful lot of time and money hating 
>freedom-loving Americans, and not just condemning racists, neo-nazis and 
>skin-heads, fools who surely deserve to be condemned for their bigotry and 
>intolerance." 
>
>Les Reeses-Pieces outlined some of N-WOW's new, exciting initiatives, as 
>follows:
>
>To complement the SPLC's KLAN-WATCH program, N-WOW has developed the 
>following programs:
>
>MAN-WATCH: to track pro-government white (house) supremacists, some of whom 
>are alleged to be "pin heads" who sport dark black attire, and many of whom 
>allegedly work out of a well known White (Supremacist) House located in 
>downtown Washington, D.C. 
>
>BAN-WATCH: to track federal government efforts to ban anything related to 
>freedom or, for that matter, anything you like.
>
>TAN-WATCH: to track the tan lines of young twenty-something female 
>visitors to Camp David whenever Hillary is on the West Coast promoting her 
>book, "It Takes A Village (To Keep Bill Satisified.)"
>
>SCAM-WATCH: to track White House and DNC fund-raising scams. (This group 
>has been working overtime lately.)
>
>CAN-WATCH: to monitor federal prison entrances to determine the frequency 
>of entries made by shackled and cuffed Clintonista felons.
>
>To complement the SPLC's MILITIA TASK FORCE, N-WOW has also developed the 
>following program:
>
>MELISSA TASK FORCE: to monitor the safety of all pretty young women named 
>Melissa, aged fifteen-thirty, who should happen to come within one 
>mile of Wee Willie Clinton at any time. MTF members who are husbands, dads, 
>boy friends, moms and grandmothers, will be watching all Melissas with care 
>to insure that no innocent Melissas are subjected to the roving eyes and 
>roaming hands of WJC. MTF members have been specially trained by Paula 
>Jones to identify Presidential camouflage and his assault weapon of choice.
>
>Les Reeses-Pieces invites persons interested in contributing to N-WOW's 
>success to funnel monetary contributions to any and all organizations 
>devoted to protecting freedom against the recurring assaults of 
>Clintonista regulators.
>___________________________________________________________________________
___
>
>THIS IS A SATIRE   THIS IS A SATIRE   THIS IS A SATIRE   THIS IS A SATIRE
>
>Christopher C. Ferris
>Litchfield NH
>ferriscc@mainstream.net
>
>
> 
>
>

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