Time: Wed Mar 12 07:32:28 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id GAA09482; Wed, 12 Mar 1997 06:53:00 -0700 (MST) Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 07:23:07 -0800 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: SLS: changing light bulbs (fwd) <snip> >Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? > >A: 5,446 > >14 White House aids to appear on the Sunday morning news shows >denying that the bulb is burned out. > >8 White House aides to blame the previous administration. > >4 Major news anchors to call the Republicans mean-spirited. > >243 children to stand behind Clinton as he explains the impact of >burned-out bulbs on our children and how the mean-spirited >Republicans want our children to grow up in darkness. > >1 First Lady to say that changing the light bulb takes a village. > >9 Hollywood stars to testify as experts because they played a >movie role in which they changed light bulbs. > >15 White House spin doctors to put the best light on it. > >103 US Representatives to tell us that only Washington D.C. really >knows how to change a light bulb. > >1 President to tell us that he feels our darkness and has 18 new >federal programs to prevent burned-out light bulbs, and that he >has vivid memories of black light bulbs burning out during his >childhood in Arkansas. > >42 Cruise missiles to take the heat off the burned-out bulb. > >1 campaign advisor to recommend the use of red light bulbs. > >1 Vice President to inform us of the environmental impact of >changing a light bulb. > >2 White House advisors to devise a tax on those who are unfairly >able to change their own light bulbs. > >1 Dead White House lawyer who can be blamed for anything that >can't be pinned on the Republicans. > >1 White House ghost who can retrieve the light bulb files that no >one else knows anything about. > >5,000 Bureaucrats to make sure that the bulb is changed correctly, >doesn't offend anyone, doesn't impact the environment, doesn't >unfairly benefit one group, doesn't harm anyone during the >installation, and is up to 1945 specifications for light bulbs. I think they forgot illumination. :) ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this ========================================================================
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