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Date: Sun, 16 Mar 1997 12:54:18 -0800
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SNET: cube loots (Red Chinese are practicing English)
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Dear Todd,
I am struggling to pick myself off the
floor (I am laughing so hard), to write
this measly token of my appreciation
for your command of the English language.
More! MORE!!
/s/ Paul Mitchell
p.s. Try, just TRY, to visualize a
Mandarin keyboard. CAN you?
###^#&%&*%^***$%^%%$$%###%$#%#$%$ <- top row (truncated) -> more coming #"
"Did he say 'cultural war'?" Pobot, on real-time interrupt 0000:HH00,
rescheduling now back to his fave (cube loots).
At 12:44 PM 3/15/97 -0500, you wrote:
>
>Dear Mr. Mitchell:
>
>I believe if you test-pronounce the word using
>both possible variations, you will find that
>one could infer a connection with the wrong
>end of the horse using the long "U", while
>the usage of the short "U," as in "uck," might
>imply an association with a region of the horse
>which is at least in closer proximity to the
>area of concern.
>
>For linguistic purity,
>
>Todd
>
>
>
>At 12:14 PM 3/15/97 -0800, you wrote:
>>Is that long "U", as in "EWE", or
>>is that short "u", as in "uck"?
>>
>>I gotta know ... gotta know!! :)
>>
>>/s/ Paul Mitchell, M.S. (no ma shi)
>>
>>
>>At 11:51 AM 3/15/97 EST, you wrote:
>>>Paul Mitchell: The word is "horse puckey", sir.
>>>Nicki Shay
>>>
>>>
>>>On Sat, 15 Mar 1997 07:42:56 -0800 Paul Andrew Mitchell
>>>[address in tool bar] writes:
>>>>Are YOU trying to tell me that I went to UCRA?
>>>>
>>>>Shocking! Simply shocking!!
>>>>
>>>>/s/ Paul Mitchell
>>>>
>>>>p.s. How do I write "SSN" in Mandarin?
>>>>I will need to know this for the job
>>>>application I plan to submit, to work
>>>>at the Long Beach Ma Shi Factory.
>>>>
>>>>Shall we give Klinton an honorary "M.S."
>>>>for securing such an important shipping
>>>>contract? And, how about that UNflag
>>>>now flying over the Long Beach City Council?
>>>>
>>>>Quite a coup, if you ask me.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>At 12:35 AM 3/15/97 -0500, you wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>At 02:52 AM 3/15/97 -0800, Paul Mitchell wrote:
>>>>>>What's the Mandarin word for road apples?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>/s/ Paul Mitchell
>>>>>
>>>>>Couldn't you take "horsemalarkey" and just switch the R's and the
>>>>L's?
>>>>>
>>>>>Patty? What's your opinion on this?
>>>>>
>>>>>Todd
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