Time: Sun Mar 16 13:08:07 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id KAA22926; Sun, 16 Mar 1997 10:45:38 -0700 (MST) id MAA13590; Sun, 16 Mar 1997 12:42:37 -0500 (EST) id MAA13583; Sun, 16 Mar 1997 12:42:35 -0500 (EST) id AA18937; Sun, 16 Mar 1997 12:42:34 -0500 by usr09.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id KAA26269; Sun, 16 Mar 1997 10:42:00 -0700 (MST) by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id KAA29834; Sun, 16 Mar 1997 10:41:19 -0700 (MST) Date: Sun, 16 Mar 1997 12:54:18 -0800 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: SNET: cube loots (Red Chinese are practicing English) -> SearchNet's SNETNEWS Mailing List Dear Todd, I am struggling to pick myself off the floor (I am laughing so hard), to write this measly token of my appreciation for your command of the English language. More! MORE!! /s/ Paul Mitchell p.s. Try, just TRY, to visualize a Mandarin keyboard. CAN you? ###^#&%&*%^***$%^%%$$%###%$#%#$%$ <- top row (truncated) -> more coming #" "Did he say 'cultural war'?" Pobot, on real-time interrupt 0000:HH00, rescheduling now back to his fave (cube loots). At 12:44 PM 3/15/97 -0500, you wrote: > >Dear Mr. Mitchell: > >I believe if you test-pronounce the word using >both possible variations, you will find that >one could infer a connection with the wrong >end of the horse using the long "U", while >the usage of the short "U," as in "uck," might >imply an association with a region of the horse >which is at least in closer proximity to the >area of concern. > >For linguistic purity, > >Todd > > > >At 12:14 PM 3/15/97 -0800, you wrote: >>Is that long "U", as in "EWE", or >>is that short "u", as in "uck"? >> >>I gotta know ... gotta know!! :) >> >>/s/ Paul Mitchell, M.S. (no ma shi) >> >> >>At 11:51 AM 3/15/97 EST, you wrote: >>>Paul Mitchell: The word is "horse puckey", sir. >>>Nicki Shay >>> >>> >>>On Sat, 15 Mar 1997 07:42:56 -0800 Paul Andrew Mitchell >>>[address in tool bar] writes: >>>>Are YOU trying to tell me that I went to UCRA? >>>> >>>>Shocking! Simply shocking!! >>>> >>>>/s/ Paul Mitchell >>>> >>>>p.s. How do I write "SSN" in Mandarin? >>>>I will need to know this for the job >>>>application I plan to submit, to work >>>>at the Long Beach Ma Shi Factory. >>>> >>>>Shall we give Klinton an honorary "M.S." >>>>for securing such an important shipping >>>>contract? And, how about that UNflag >>>>now flying over the Long Beach City Council? >>>> >>>>Quite a coup, if you ask me. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>At 12:35 AM 3/15/97 -0500, you wrote: >>>>> >>>>>At 02:52 AM 3/15/97 -0800, Paul Mitchell wrote: >>>>>>What's the Mandarin word for road apples? >>>>>> >>>>>>/s/ Paul Mitchell >>>>> >>>>>Couldn't you take "horsemalarkey" and just switch the R's and the >>>>L's? >>>>> >>>>>Patty? What's your opinion on this? >>>>> >>>>>Todd <snip trailers> ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this ======================================================================== -> Send "subscribe snetnews " to majordomo@world.std.com -> Posted by: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
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