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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SNET: A Modest Proposal: Second Edition
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NOW we are getting somewhere.
Even the menus can be arranged
on a sliding scale, with the guilded
versions calling for a larger "gratuity."
HOW very gracious indeed (and in thought).
Yes, "gracious" is the word.
/s/ Paul Mitchell
At 03:14 PM 3/18/97 -0600, you wrote:
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>Paul Andrew Mitchell wrote:
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>> A Modest Proposal: Second Edition
>>
>> by Paul Andrew Mitchell
>> All Rights Reserved
>> (1997)
>>
>> It occurs to me that the Red Chinese may be doing
>> a whopping new business in restaurant delicacies.
>> Indeed, the business is so brisk, the City of
>> Long Beach should consider bending its public
>> health and safety codes to encourage a chain of
>> these restaurants, scattered evenly throughout the
>> newly converted Long Beach Naval Shipyard. Goodness
>> knows, they are soon to have a multitude of hungry
>> mouths to feed.
>>
>> As it turns out, the newly enacted international
>> treaties encouraging a unified planetary economy
>> have made it all that more easy for these same Chinese
>> to set up the latest in high-tech containerized
>> shipping, in one of the finest all-weather ports in
>> the world -- the Port of Long Beach. You know what
>> they always say about hard-working sailors -- they
>> never have enough calories to burn.
>>
>> So, here is the Modest Proposal -- Second Edition.
>> The august Council of the City of Long Beach should
>> be duly petitioned for appropriate extensions to
>> its municipal restaurant codes, thereby permitting
>> fetus components to begin appearing on all menus of
>> restaurants designated for delicacy products and
>> services. Said menus will also indicate, in writing,
>> how said components have been prepared -- fried,
>> baked, grilled, or energized by microwave induction.
>>
>> The Clerk of the August Council of the City of
>> Long Beach will issue the appropriate authorization(s)
>> forthwith.
>>
>> /s/ Paul Mitchell
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>Very good, Paul,
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>And while you're at it, why suggest that the prices be set according
>to the age of the fetus. The younger, the more expensive the entre.
>Dining groups, according the their clout, rates would of course be in
>order. E. G., Groups of 15 or more for say, NOW or WOC would receive
>a special rate. You get the general idea.
>
>Benjy Ashley
>Houston
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ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best
Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone
Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this
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