Time: Thu Mar 20 07:57:38 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id HAA26896; Thu, 20 Mar 1997 07:22:07 -0700 (MST) by usr08.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id HAA02220; Thu, 20 Mar 1997 07:21:48 -0700 (MST) Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 07:55:47 -0800 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: SLS: Clinton on Dave's Top Ten List (fwd) <snip> "I will NOT be the butt of all these jokes," Klingon raged. "No, you are just a butt, Mister," Pobot, the Robot answered, "and now your butt's in a sling, where it belongs." /s/ Paul Mitchell, Co-Pilot, Wheelchair One >"Top Ten Ways President Clinton's Injury Has Changed His >Life," from the March 17 Late Show with David Letterman. >Copyrighted by Worldwide Pants, Inc. > >10. Now sexually harassing nurses instead of secretaries. >9. Has to take his daily gallon of gravy intravenously. >8. Visiting dignitaries now asked to lend a hand during >President's sponge bath. >7. Has to remember to lock wheels on wheelchair before getting a >lap dance. >6. While doped up on painkillers, called Peter Jennings a "fruity >Canadian bastard." >5. Had to postpone his three-day "summit" with the Spice Girls. >4. Gets big laughs by calling his leg "as useless as Al Gore." >3. After accepting large donations from Indonesian businessmen, >asks them to sign his cast. >2. New pickup line: "How'd you like a ride on Wheelchair One?" >1. Two words: medical marijuana. > > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this ========================================================================
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