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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SNET: SLS: Clinton on Dave's Top Ten List (fwd)


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"I will NOT be the butt of all these jokes," Klingon raged.
"No, you are just a butt, Mister," Pobot, the Robot answered,
"and now your butt's in a sling, where it belongs."

/s/ Paul Mitchell, Co-Pilot, Wheelchair One



>"Top Ten Ways President Clinton's Injury Has Changed His
>Life," from the March 17 Late Show with David Letterman.
>Copyrighted by Worldwide Pants, Inc.
>
>10. Now sexually harassing nurses instead of secretaries.
>9. Has to take his daily gallon of gravy intravenously.
>8. Visiting dignitaries now asked to lend a hand during
>President's sponge bath.
>7. Has to remember to lock wheels on wheelchair before getting a
>lap dance.
>6. While doped up on painkillers, called Peter Jennings a "fruity
>Canadian bastard."
>5. Had to postpone his three-day "summit" with the Spice Girls.
>4. Gets big laughs by calling his leg "as useless as Al Gore."
>3. After accepting large donations from Indonesian businessmen,
>asks them to sign his cast.
>2. New pickup line: "How'd you like a ride on Wheelchair One?"
>1. Two words: medical marijuana.
>
>

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