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Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 13:52:18 -0800
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: Lawyer Joke (fwd)

>To: pmitch@primenet.com
>Subject: Lawyer
>From: butchaz@juno.com (Alfred R Martin)
>Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 13:07:08 EST
>
> As he cross-examined the coroner, the defense attorney asked,  
>"Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the 
> man's pulse?"
>"No," the coroner replied.
>"Oh?  Did you check for breathing?"
>"No."
>"So, when you signed the death certificate," the attorney asked 
> with a smirk, "you had not taken any steps to make sure the 
> man was dead, had you?"
>"Let me put it this way,"  the badgered coroner replied. 
>"The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.  But,"  
> he added, "I guess that he could still be out there practicing law >
somewhere."


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