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Date: Mon, 07 Apr 1997 17:00:11 -0700
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: April Fools (better late than never)

Washing-Ton, Decrepit Civilization. (UPS on)

The newly enlarged So SchIll seKurity Administration (SIKA)
today announced a new postal designation for all
Amerikan cities.  Due to the fact that aging SIKA
komputers strongly preferred numbers over letters,
all cities were re-designated with a 4-digit numerikal
kode, with a two-letter Korporate State suffix appended
to the number.  Thus, favorites like Phoenix have now
been changed in all U.S. Geologikal Survey service
maps to:  1040AZ.  Once the mandatory ZIP kodes and
personalized numerikal suffixes are appended, the
postal system will be able to pinpoint all people's
living rooms (if not the people themselves), by
means of konvenient, unique database keys like 
the following:

          1040AZ857192454

Future koding advances are expekted to designate
unique anatomikal kodes for each individual body
part, with ultimate plans to enumerate each 
individual cell.  Thus, if and when the federal
government needs a hand, it will merely access
its worldwide telekommunikations database for
parts currently available in the human parts
inventory.  Thus:
      
         1040AZ85719245412345

should be obvious to everyone as the serial 
inventory number for Paul Mitchell's breaking heart.

/s/ Paul Mitchell

    

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Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S.    : Counselor at Law, federal witness
email:       [address in tool bar]   : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU
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ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech,  at its best
             Tucson, Arizona state   : state zone,  not the federal zone
             Postal Zone 85719/tdc   : USPS delays first class  w/o this
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