Time: Mon Apr 07 17:01:34 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id MAA05422; Mon, 7 Apr 1997 12:18:08 -0700 (MST) by usr04.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id MAA27525; Mon, 7 Apr 1997 12:18:02 -0700 (MST) Date: Mon, 07 Apr 1997 17:00:11 -0700 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: April Fools (better late than never) Washing-Ton, Decrepit Civilization. (UPS on) The newly enlarged So SchIll seKurity Administration (SIKA) today announced a new postal designation for all Amerikan cities. Due to the fact that aging SIKA komputers strongly preferred numbers over letters, all cities were re-designated with a 4-digit numerikal kode, with a two-letter Korporate State suffix appended to the number. Thus, favorites like Phoenix have now been changed in all U.S. Geologikal Survey service maps to: 1040AZ. Once the mandatory ZIP kodes and personalized numerikal suffixes are appended, the postal system will be able to pinpoint all people's living rooms (if not the people themselves), by means of konvenient, unique database keys like the following: 1040AZ857192454 Future koding advances are expekted to designate unique anatomikal kodes for each individual body part, with ultimate plans to enumerate each individual cell. Thus, if and when the federal government needs a hand, it will merely access its worldwide telekommunikations database for parts currently available in the human parts inventory. Thus: 1040AZ85719245412345 should be obvious to everyone as the serial inventory number for Paul Mitchell's breaking heart. /s/ Paul Mitchell ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this ========================================================================
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