Time: Tue Nov 12 23:10:51 1996
To: Jan Farmer <jfarmer@startext.net>
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: Scientists Debate Asteroid Threat
Cc: 
Bcc: 


>In fact, the risk of an actual collision with an asteroid is much lower
>than the risk of a passenger jet crashing.
>
>Nonetheless, some scientists are very worried ...

... because their probability models are
being unaccountably skewed (skewered?) by
exogenous variables which were previously
orthogonal to the multi-variate factors 
derived from controlling for undue submarine and
airborne influences, assisted by self-propelled
chemical detonators.  Accordingly, official
executives (executive officials?) at the 
National Fun and Science Bureaucracy,
headquartered at the Nuclear Unregulated
and Thermonuclear Experimentation Space and
Time Laboratoire, concluded that anchovies
and beer would make great holiday gift items
for the latest machine cogs recently hired
for prolonged exposure duty in this unique
and exciting matrix management milieu.

Bye!!
      

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