Time: Tue Nov 12 23:31:13 1996
To: Jan Farmer <jfarmer@startext.net>
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: smart wolves are redundant
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I once had a client whose dog was
part wolf.  She was so smart,
she would routinely greet us by
running around us in circles
as we walked along a country path;
then, just for fun, when our legs
were spread during a pause, she
would run between our legs.  Of course,
all of this was designed quite clearly
to engage us in "hot pursuit" which
is a game wolves play with humans,
just to see how fast the humans can
run;  meanwhile, the wolf is always
just ahead of you, no matter how fast
you are running.  When you run out of
gas, or air, or whatever, wolf always
comes back to console you, until
you are ready for another round.
Then, the game begins all over,
once again.  If you stop for air,
and your legs are spread just enough,
wolf might come running straight at
your, in the hopes that you might try
to close the gap just at the right 
moment.  This, of course, causes wolf
to make sharp turns to one side or the
other, to see if you can catch wolf's
tail as it passes by at high speed.

/s/ Paul Mitchell

<snip>
>>
>>Setting up the Incompetent with the All Too Willing:
>
>At the risk of irritating / amusing as many as possible in the least 
>possible time I would like to suggest a very reliable and very low tech 
>way of finding out whether potential acquaintances are pure of heart or 
>totally dishonest and perhaps an informer or at least one that you 
>probably want nothing to do with.
>
>Integrate as high a percentage wolf hybrid as possible into the operation.  
>Now contrary to their press wolves are not agressive and spend at least 
>99% of their time making sure that as little as possible will come to pass 
>to cause them harm.  I am quite convinced they are very skilled at reading 
>aura's from a long distance. If given half a chance to examine something /
>someone for a sufficient period, THEY WILL.  If they will not willingly
>come up and be friends with someone you should probably want nothing to do
>with them and before conspiring with someone about something with 
>possible ramifications have them stare into the eyes of a wolf.  That 
>is the quickest / cheapest way to test for the pure of heart you can imagine
>
>Cheapest has to be understood that the amount and type of food wolves need
>/ want is not cheap......but far cheaper for the most part than gaining 
>access to data bases or  personal files and such
>
>Jack
>
> 
      

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