Time: Fri Nov 15 10:21:11 1996
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: Top 10 reasons GWS does not exist (!!!)
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Yooooo, and heeeeeere we are
with todaaaaaay's TOP TEN HIT PARADE.
Spin that disk, Billy!!!!

/s/ Paul Mitchell, DJ Wannabe

P.S. Please excuse the re-post.
This is still a RED ALERT item.
10-4

copy:  CDK:  Centers for Disease Kontrol-ink



>"One of the major findings of the committee is that stress or the physiological
>effects of stress is likely to be a major factor" 
>                    - Dr. John Baldeschwieler
>                       Presidential Advisory Committee on Gulf War Veterans' Illnesses.
>
>"There is no excess of disease-related deaths among Persian Gulf veterans"
>                    - Dr. Han K. Kang
>                      Department of Veterans Affairs
>
>Here they are - the top ten reasons Gulf War Syndrome does not exist:
>
>  1) World overpopulation IS a serious global problem
>
>  2) The US government is unstable enough as it is
>
>  3) Study the early public response to AIDS and multiply that by about a million
>
>  4) Military enlistment would drop to the single digits
>
>  5) Might hamper funding for additional biological warfare research
>
>  6) We haven't finished studying how it spreads through our population
>
>  7) Might encourage Saddam Hussein
>
>  8) The pentagon only exists to protect the American people
>
>  9) Our government officials would have a hard time adjusting to prison life
>
> 10) It just FEELS so much better 
>
>Please distribute freely (and with enthusiasm).
>
>       Fight the power,
>
>               Skip
>
>
>
>
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