Time: Fri Nov 15 19:13:27 1996 To: BretCahill@aol.com From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: Legal Tactical Tips/Karma Cc: Bcc: There are two classes of federal district courts: the ones with class and the ones without class /s/ Paul Mitchell :) At 08:18 PM 11/15/96 -0500, you wrote: >>Same here. I'll predict it will be funnier >>than Sat. Nite Live. > >Sublime even. > >After I vacated a federal district judge >(US district court) she wrote the same >order again, saying I should go on TV >if I wanted freedom of speech. > >I told this to a logician, a smart ass math >professor, and he said with really obnoxious >mock enthusiasm, "Bret, she wants to be >your marketing consultant." > >At first I wanted to wring his neck. Then I >thought about how the judge would want to >slap his face if she heard his remark. Finally >I thought it would be really fun to thank her >for her pro bono marketing advice (but turn >it down) and REALLY make her mad. > >At the end of my motion for clarification of >order I quoted Shakespeare's "Taming of the >Shrew." > >"I will board her though she chide as loud as >thunder when the clouds of autumn crack." > >The judge recused herself a few days later. > > >WARNING: DO NOT try this in any district >court. > >You could get your face slapped. > >Bret Cahill > > >
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