Time: Fri Nov 15 19:13:27 1996
To: BretCahill@aol.com
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: Legal Tactical Tips/Karma
Cc: 
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There are two classes of federal 
district courts:

the ones with class
and
the ones without class

/s/ Paul Mitchell :)


At 08:18 PM 11/15/96 -0500, you wrote:
>>Same here. I'll predict it will be funnier
>>than Sat. Nite Live.
>
>Sublime even.
>
>After I vacated a federal district judge 
>(US district court) she wrote the same
>order again, saying I should go on TV
>if I wanted freedom of speech.
>
>I told this to a logician, a smart ass math
>professor, and he said with really obnoxious
>mock enthusiasm, "Bret, she wants to be
>your marketing consultant."
>
>At first I wanted to wring his neck.  Then I
>thought about how the judge would want to
>slap his face if she heard his remark.  Finally
>I thought it would be really fun to thank her
>for her pro bono marketing advice (but turn
>it down) and REALLY make her mad.
>
>At the end of my motion for clarification of
>order I quoted Shakespeare's "Taming of the
>Shrew."
>
>"I will board her though she chide as loud as
>thunder when the clouds of autumn crack."
>
>The judge recused herself a few days later.
>
>
>WARNING: DO NOT try this in any district
>court.
>
>You could get your face slapped.
>
>Bret Cahill
>
>
>
      

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