Posted by Craig on July 13, 1998 at 08:08:39:
In Reply to: Re: Can my neighbor's monkey really do this? posted by Melchizidek Ministries Common Right Group on July 07, 1998 at 05:42:02:
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: : My neighbor is a lawyer. He has a pet monkey (spider monkey) this monkey throws his defacants at me and my children. I had to take one of my children to the emergency room a month ago because some of this material got into my child's eye and caused a serious infection. My lawyer neighbor say that it's perfectly legal for his monkey to carry on like this.
: : What can I do? Please help.
: All American Law is based on the books of the Torah in the Holy Bible (first five books a/k/a pentateuch). Read the book of Deuteronomy. Every man is 100% responsible for the actions of his animal, be it ass, ox, or obnoxious creep spider monkey.
: Now that you've read the bible (hope the dust wasn't too big of a problem), find the shadow statute in your state's law. Now you're cooking with gas (hopefully not of your own making.)