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Date: Fri, 21 Mar 1997 17:12:29 -0800
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: L&J: True lawyer tales... (fwd)
Cc: <minutemn@pcl.net>, habeascorpus@hotmail.com

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>
>QUESTIONS ASKED OF WITNESSES DURING TRIALS. (ALL TRUE)
>     
>"Now, Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
> he doesn't know about it until the next morning"?
>     
>"The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old is he?"
>     
>"Were you alone, or by yourself?"
>     
>"Were you you present when your picture was taken?"
>     
>"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
>     
>"Did he kill you?"
>     
>"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
>     
>"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
>     
>"How many times have you committed suicide?"
>     
>Q. "So, the date of conception of the baby was August 8?" 
>A. "Yes"
>Q. "And what were you doing at that time?"
>     
>Q. "How was your first marriage terminated?" 
>A. "By death."
>Q. "And whose death was it?"
>     
>Q. "You were shot in the fracas?"
>A. "No,I was shot between the fracas and the navel."
>     
>Q. "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" 
>A. "Yes."
>Q. "And did these stairs ... did they go up too?"
>  
>
>Message from Jake_Hester@sonogate.sonopress.com
>to Prodigy's Comedy Connection Mailing List.

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