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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: The "Gates" of hell (just for fun :)

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>
>Speaking of Saint Peter jokes, you may have heard this one . . . 
>
>Bill Gates dies and meets Saint Peter.  Saint Peter says "Okay, Bill, you've
>done a lot of productive things in your life but you weren't the nicest guy
>in the world.  I've decided to give you a choice between going to heaven and
>hell.  You can try them out both just once and then come back and tell me
>your decision where you want to spend eternity."
>
>Bill Gates says "Okay."
>
>Saint Peter asks Bill "Where would you like to go first?  Heaven or hell?"
>
>Bill says "well, I guess I'll try hell first."
>
>So Saint Peter sends Bill Gates to hell.
>
>In hell, Bill finds himself surrounded in tropical beaches, beautiful women
>in tiny bikinis, delicious food and drinks galour, and exotic accomodations.
>
>Bill thinks "wow, if this is hell I can't wait to see heaven."
>
>Then Saint Peter sends Bill Gates to heaven.  
>
>Upon reaching heaven, Bill sees lots of people in robes and in prayer.  He
>sees churches and temples.  He sees all kinds of animals and people living
>gracefully together.  He sees rainforests and wetlands and lovely oceans.
> Everyone prayed and sang together.  
>
>Bill returns to Saint Peter.  And Saint Peter asks him "so what's your
>decision?  Will it be heaven or hell?"
>
>Bill decides he would prefer to live an eternity in hell.  
>
>So Saint Peter sends Bill Gates to hell to live forever.  
>
>In hell, Bill finds himself in darkness and caverns and burning fires and he
>shrieks in terror.  "Saint Peter!!  Saint Peter!!" he cries out.
>
>"Yes?" Bill hears the voice of Saint Peter speaking to him.
>
>"Saint Peter," says Bill, "what happened to the other hell?  The one with the
>beaches and women and food and the tropical surroundings?"
>
>Saint Peter says "Oh, that was a demo."
>
>
>
>

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